Funny bluetooth names

If you're lucky enough to be in a class with

A Sexy Teacher
The computer screen on the whiteboard
A bluetooth icon in the corner of the screen indicating that bluetooth is on.
That meant that you and the class could have some fun. All you have to do is change your bluetooth name to Mrs XXX is sexy, and then try to connect to the computer. The bluetooth name will then popup on the screen. The teacher will smile and the class will find it funny. Do something like Mr XXX is a wasteman, and the teacher will get upset and turn the bluetooth off. So only use it for nice things.

Bullying

Bullying is a big issue in schools and on kids, as it makes them miss out on a lot of the fun and enjoyment they would get out of school. It seems like bullies who do name calling do not understand the long lasting effects of their actions, regarding that the victim's confidence or self-esteem is not an issue. So I advise you not to join in with bullies as it will help you not feel guilty on the last day of school.

Eggs and Flour

In the last week of school, year 11 kids nationwide like to bring eggs and flour to school and get passers by in the streets, schoolkids and sometimes teachers. The reason why people do this, is not to cause nuisance, but to instead have something good to remember leaving school by, by making the last day really special. It's not about the pain inflicted on others, it's about the ritual and the tradition of it all. Even if sometimes police are outside school to caution people.

Happy Slapping

Happy slapping got made up in the UK, when people used to record fights on their mobile phones. Untill one day, people thought “why don't we make our own fights?”. So that was it. People started slapping people, while their friend holds the mobile phone out secretly to record a video. These videos would be bluetoothed around the school and they were in their hype at 2005-2006. Then came Happy Slap TV. A happy slap compilation with Lethal Bizzle - Pow! over the music. This trend stopped as soon as a new law came out. You can get a £5000 fine or 3 years in prison for being caught happy slapping someone.

Here are some top happy slaps

Don't Smoke
Happy Slap TV
Mega Slap
Happy Dick Slap (don't ask)

Raising

Raising is when people go round school corridors and playgrounds asking people for 20p. It is a verb which means to raise funds, like one would do for charity. A common excuse for this is the need to catch the bus.

This again when people needed money for the bus. Imagine being at a bus stop to have a bus come, you search your pockets to find spare change. So you ask your friend, or whoever happens to be around for 20p, or rarely 50p.

Eventually, people asked for 20p or 50p at lunchtimes and break times in order to have enough money for food. The black kids noticed that the kids they asked, particularly year 7 kids, started to get intimidated by them. In the first week of school, black year 7 kids are known to have raised £2-5 each. Some kids even got £50 a week. Yes, £50. This one kid felt sorry for the kids getting raised, so he decided to bully the bullies so the bullies got him money so that's how he got £50 a week. That is way more than ema.

Stink Bombs

Stink bombs can be brought from your local corner shop around the school for 10 pence. For 10 pence you can have alot of fun with them. They always stink and they always bring busy corridors to a standstill.

Vandalism In The Toilets

If you've ever visited a boys toilets, you might be unlucky to find it either

Smelling of piss
The urinals blocked with tissue roll
Wet tissue thrown up and now stuck to the ceiling
A toilet door that does not shut
People not flushing the toilet
Messages written on the wall

Skipping lessons

Yes skipping lessons.