Garment Fabrication sitcom

“I’ve won some money with a scratchcard” he said with a scratchcard in his hand.

“How much did you win?”asked the woman turning the electronic stitching machine off happily turning her head round to see the man.

“£1.” (laughter)

“£1?” (laughter)

“£1.” (laughter)

“What are you going to spend it on?”

“I don’t have it I spent it.” The man then looked sad. (laughter)

The woman then got up from the her seat behind the table to stand and look at him. “So you brought a scratchcard for £1?”

“Yes.”

“And you won £1.”

“Yes.” (laughter)

“And what did you spend it on?”

“Another scratchcard.” (laughter)

“And did you win?”

“No.” (laughter)

The woman started to then sound firm. “Dylan you’ve got to stop doing these get rich schemes. They’re doing you no good.”

“But I wanna get rich dough.” (laughter)

“There’s other ways you can make money. Why don’t you the mow the garden of your next door neighbour? Then you can win £2.” (laughter)

“But he don’t like me though Milah.”

“Don’t like this. Don’t like that. I don’t like the shoes you brought me, but I still have to wear them.”

“You don’t like your shoes?”

“No.”

“But I like them.” (laughs)

“Well when you’ve got your coat off, you can sit down and get some stitching done.”

“Alright then I will. But when I win a hundred grand off a scratchcard, you’ll see.”

Familiarity Breaks novel

"God doesn't choose! He doesn't tally or pick. He doesn't consider which prayers he'll do and which prayers he don't. That's anti-kind. That's anti-religious."

"It's not anti-religious to not offer forgiveness or help them. We're all human."

Sheridon and Maya were arguing whether God was a forgiving God. Maya, a religious girl believed that God did or could forgive anyone, and that anyone could get forgiveness if they prayed for it. Sheridon disagreed, he thought that forgiveness was a privilege, otherwise, why else would hell exist?

"But God is not a human. He's God."

"But we were made in God's image, so we can think like God."

Maya interrupted, "We can't think like God."

"Yes we can. We have free will, imagination, love, morals, inquisitiveness, and we can question things like why we exist and stuff."


"If you was God, you could guess. But as you're not, you can't. God is on a whole different level than us. We can't even imagine what it's like. It's a whole new living experience."

"I wish I could be God for a day. If I was, I could experience this whole new living experience for myself."

"But you can't,- what am I thinking?"

"What?"

"What am I thinking of right now?"

"I don't know."

"If you was God, you could guess. But as you're not, you can't. God is on a" Maya used her hands to make a large circle "whole different level than us. We can't even imagine what it's like. It's a whole new living experience."

"I wish I could be God for a day. If I was, I could experience this whole new living experience for myself."

"But you can't."