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What is the meanest way to wake someone up?

This is a follow-up question to What is the best way to wake someone up?.
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tynamite
tynamite's avatar By taking their clothes off. No seriously.
I have a true story about this.

One time I was a child, and it was time for me to go to bed. I was sleeping on the sofa in my school clothes. My brother took me upstairs while I was sleeping to take me to bed. I'm a heavy sleeper. If someone knocks the door while I'm sleeping I don't hear it. I woke up while I was upstairs, and I was instantly frantically fighting my brother giving him lots of punches in four seconds. I didn't even think about what I was doing. I just woke up and done it. After the four seconds, I was sat on the floor crying with the only change being my right arm out my sleeve. That ordeal was emotional. I was 14. He was trying taking my clothes off while I was sleeping. If I had slept in them, I would be all sweaty in the morning and would have no other clothes to wear. The fact that he did that, I didn't know I was that hard to wake up. Actually I think he was only trying to get my jumper off and nothing else but I wouldn't listen so he pulled it and then I woke up.

A cup of water works too.
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