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If Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, Quora and YouTube were people what would they be like and what would it be like to know them?

Feel free to add another website to that list if you want to.
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tynamite's avatar Instagram would be someone who posts attractive photos of their lifestyle and themselves in order to increase their Sexual Market Value, whilst being forbidden from making the first move.

Reddit would be the person in high school who wasn't popular enough to go to parties or have attention from the opposite sex. Because of this, they lack social skills. If you search "reddit meetup" into Google, you will see they're not attractive and are an underclass of society and unfavoured in the gene pool.

Tumblr would be a pansexual, trans, xx pronoun, Hindu, Buddhist, liberal, Green Party part time furry trans race hipster and any other trendy label you can think of. Bonus points for having a mental illness.

YouTube would be a comedian, plain and simple. The comments section are either full of idiotic isolence, observational insights or clever humour.

Quora would be a cross between Katie Hopkins' very high self assuredness and Major Bloomberg's proclaimed intelligence - very low. Someone who acts intelligent and self assured, are typically the people who are not, because it's impossible to have a room full of intelligent people, unless they are in Mensa or if they are talking about their specialist field. No one can be an expert on everything, like people like to make out they are.

Myspace would be the teenager who has verbal diarrhoea who cannot shut up, as they feel the need to interact with others who they have no reason to interact with, and post bulletins to networks, rather than their friends.

Twitter would be a person whose head is constantly racing, who is slightly hyperactive, whose brain has racing thoughts who cannot turn their brain off. Whatever looming thought that lingers around in their head, they just have to broadcast it. Twitter is more for artsy imaginative creative types.

Facebook would be Lana Del Ray, a female who gets so much attention she gets a "Happy Birthday Lana Del Ray" trending globally on Twitter, who is lamented, praised and adored with each incessant "I'm on the toilet/shower" status she posts, while also having male characteristics of being able to talk about insightful introspective things and getting regard for it.
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